James Chapter Three Goes Kung Fu
Lyrics
KUNG FU TONGUE
Please intro with chinese music intro
Ha! I'll strike when you least expect it
I'll make you my personal punching bag
My attacks are hard to deflect
Better watch out when my tongue starts to wag
CHORUS
Look out, here I come
Hiyaaa! Kung Fu Tongue
Master of the cold cut
Did you catch that, sensei?
Look out, here I come
Watch out, here I come
Hiyaaa! Kung Fu Tongue
Kung Fu Tongue!
My tongue's a lethal weapon
You better believe that will leave a mark
You see I'm a put-down veteran
I'll blind-side you, then break your heart
REPEAT CHORUS
INSTRUMENTAL
BRIDGE
Who can tame the Kung Fu Tongue?
Breaking hearts, like breaking bones
Who can tame the Kung Fu Tongue?
If you could choose, would you take sticks or stones?
REPEAT CHORUS
TAG
You can tame the tiger
No, no, its never been done
The tongues a wanton killing machine
Armed with gossip, lies, and the obscene
Hiyaa! This ought not be
With our tongues we bless God then abuse each other
Blessings and cursing out of the same mouth
Who can tame the Kung FuTongue?
Who can tame the Kung FuTongue?