Alternative Rock Star Wars
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away
There lived a boy who played with spaceships all freakin day
He lived on Tatooine on a moisture farm
He lived with his aunt and uncle but he didnt have a Mom
Then one day his uncle bought two little droids
Then one of them played a message from a Princess
He looked for an old man named Ben Kenobi
He played around with the droid and got the message to play
It said: Help me Obi Wan Kenobi!
Youre my only hope!
Years ago you fought in the Clone Wars and now we need you back!
This is our most desperate hour!
We need your help!
If you dont do it well have to do it ourselves!
So they went to Mos Eisley
They found a pilot
His name was Han Solo
He had a wookie friend
They shot out of Tatooine
Flew to Alderaan
They found out it was blown up
And then they flew to the Death Star
And they gave him the benefit of the doubt
And they gave him the benefit of the doubt
And they gave him the benefit of the doubt
And they gave it to him yeah
And then Han Solo and Chewbacca came
And then Han Solo and Chewbacca came
And then Han Solo and Chewbacca came
And then Han Solo and Chewbacca came
They flew the Falcon to the Death Star
They flew the Falcon to the Death Star
They flew the Falcon to the Death Star
They flew the Falcon to the Death Star
And then Han Solo and Chewbacca came
And then Han Solo and Chewbacca came
And then Han Solo and Chewbacca came
And then Han Solo and Chewbacca came
They flew the Falcon to the Death Star
They flew the Falcon to the Death Star
They flew the Falcon to the Death Star
They flew the Falcon to the Death Star
So they got pulled in a tractor beam
To the Death Star which was running at full speed
They hid in the storage room from the Stormtroopers
Then they knocked them out and stole their uniforms and weapons
They figured out they needed to stop the tractor beam
Then Luke had an idea to save the Princess
He put cuffs on Chewie then put their helmets on
Then Han just kind of went along
They shot up command
Stormed through the base
Rescued the Princess
Called it a day
They fell in the garbage pit
Told Threepio to shut it down
Then they celebrated when he had success
Then they left the Death Star
Kenobi got killed
They gave the plans to the Rebels
Found a weakness
They flew in with their X-wings
Luke blew up the Death Star
They celebrated afterwards
Darth Vader spun into space
And they gave him the benefit of the doubt
And they gave him the benefit of the doubt
And they gave him the benefit of the doubt
And they gave it to him yeah