Love's Just a Jester: Part 1
Lyrics
WILDCARD (Loves Just a Jester Part 1)
Lyrics by Peter Merz
Music by Liamcanta
The doors swing open wide at the King of Heart Club
The music and beat starts so smooth (ahhhhh-ahhhh)
Cupid's a barfly shouting, "Gimme one more shot!"
'Cause last time that worked so well (ahhhhh-ahhhh)
Mirabel sips Piña Coladas, Sebastian, Corona
'Til this interrupting cow butts in (ahhhhh-ahhhh)
She pulls Sebastian in, dang, Mirabel just got friend-zoned
The girl just can't win
Sighs this is bad comedy, girlfriend
PRE-CHORUS
Back of the club it's head's up seven up
But Cupid's down for the count, his arrows, all misdirects
By some sauced blindfolded joker
As hopeless causes refuse to duck
Mirabel's feeling straight out of luck
Wishing she could forget tonight's loused vignette
Oh, but tonight love's a joker
Yeah, love's a joker and the cards are all wild
CHORUS 1
When love hands you a wildcard
Does no good to sniff how bizarre
Waiting on some days' don't make it any less hard
"You got to be kidding me
I was barely getting a start
Not ready for my happy-forever part ways
No, no, shut up, I don't want the joker's card
You got to be kidding me
No way, no way, no way, no way
You got to be kidding me
No way, no way, no way, no way
You got to be kidding me
No way, no way, no way, no way
You got to be kidding me
Sebastian's having second thoughts, warning flags go up
That girl far too promiscuous (ahhhhh-ahhhh)
Yeh, and now he's scanning the dance floor for Mirabel
Shuns Miss-Thang, "Sorry, I don't hookup" (ahhhhh-ahhhh)
Mirabel's heart would be on her sleeve, if her Sateen dress wasn't sleeveless
She braves the crowds for Sebastian (ahhhhh-ahhhh)
But faces just blend in, dang, like star-crossed lovers, doomed
Before they can begin
More like star-crossed losers 'til the end
REPEAT PRE-CHORUS
REPEAT CHORUS 1
BRIDGE
Tell me what's that card in your hand?
Tell me what's that card in your hand?
Tell me what's that card in your hand?
Tell me what's that card in your hand?
Tell me what's that card in your hand?
Tell me what's that card in your hand?
Tell me what's that card in your hand?
Sorry, doll, you picked another wildcard
CHORUS 2
When love hands you a wildcard
Does no good to sniff how bizarre
Waiting on some days' don't make it any less hard
"You got to be kidding me
I was barely getting a start
Not ready for my happy-forever part ways
No, no, shut up, I don't want that joker's card"
TAG/END
Tell me what's that card in your hand?
When love hands her a wildcard
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